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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53369) - you deserved it (14857)

On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)

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Well sex isn't always good for the first time you have to know what to do. Play with the clit:] Lmao, seriously you have to do all those things for the GIRL to get the orgasm. Good thing she was blunt

#3 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:30am by ohhhhshizzz

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oh wow, that's a shame

#1 - On 06/21/2009 at 3:30am by qwertytoy

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