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Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48313) - you deserved it (11599)

On 06/20/2009 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by anonyme (man) - United States (Washington)

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