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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53806) - you deserved it (311719)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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Wow, Spock turns you on? Fail.

#1 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:03am by Murphy_21

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I don't know what's worse: the fact that you called her Spock or the fact that Spock was on your mind while getting a bj. Either way, you lose.

#2 - On 03/12/2009 at 11:06am by rebboy_2008

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