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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84282) - you deserved it (20474)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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wow, that sucks. At least you didn't call out someone's name like your mom's, dog's, sister's etc...

#1 - On 06/08/2009 at 7:59pm by ladykitty

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dude, that just says you like getting laid,
no problem witht hat

#6 - On 06/08/2009 at 8:00pm by RedBlueGreenDot

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