Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35634) - you deserved it (58994)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Top comments

So you kiss people's necks when they breathe heavily? Creepy.

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:15pm by MEGAJOSH

See in context

I don't know why anyone would think you deserved this. You had no idea she was having an asthma attack. Breathing heavily sometimes happens when you're aroused. It was an honest mistake.

#2 - On 03/10/2009 at 3:09pm by kandy

See in context




Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #20
  • Here we are in November! Winter is here, for most of us, it's dark, grey and depressing and if you're the kind of person who watches network news 24/7, you're probably going to need some cheering up.…

Monday 30 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: