Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
by broken / 09/22/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.
#2 - On 10/15/2016 at 5:15am by gracehi
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Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."
#4 - On 10/15/2016 at 6:06am by Enslaved
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