By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

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Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML
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FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

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AirBusDriver 23

"Check please"...

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BlueXephos 10

Is this from Goodness Gracious Me?

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WellThatWasRude 27

That must have been a real mood-killer. Next time you perform oral on her, you should say the same thing as pay-back.

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WellThatWasRude 27

Sorry, I forgot about that part. Maybe cut off her boobs then.

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TheJasonLi 13

Your username fits perfectly with the FML lol

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Redgy22 26

Why would there even be a next time? RUN OP, RUN!!!!

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burristhethird 16

I swear to ******* God if you don't hurry up and cum I will strangle you with your own fillopian tubes.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Sounds like real keeper to me. Totally not crazy. Nope. Not one bit.

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RitRit 20

She's got quite the explosive personality.

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laden_swallow09 34

Apparently, not explosive enough for him.

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VoldooPed 20

sounds like he's not explosive to her.

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Capitan 15

Maybe she wasn't as good as she thought she was? Congratulations by the way!

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

No matter how good the girl is, nobody can make a dude cum with a ******* in 30 seconds.

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a1_z9 10

I think, more often than not, if a man comes that quickly it's more about him than the skill of the person fellating him.

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Mcstud1y 30

Still got a *******. Maybe you should explain good things take time. Lol good luck OP

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1221jamw 11

I don't know what to tell you I've never had this problem, OP....

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