Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 2:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Nothing wrong in using a nosehair trimmer.

    #9 - On 01/24/2015 at 2:27pm by MRP360

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  • I have two suggestions for you. Feel free to use either one:

    1) Buy a very thick rug
    2) Use a dildo instead of a vibrator.

    You're welcome.

    #6 - On 01/24/2015 at 2:26pm by DocBastard

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