Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

by xoragebaby / 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • On the other hand: "today, my girlfriend fell asleep on me during sex. She was having a good dream though. Of me? Oh no. She was dreaming of chopping lettuce. FML" ?

    #13 - On 01/24/2015 at 6:36am by SassyGoblin1198

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  • The real FML is that you fell asleep during sex. It would seem you need to straighten some things out with your boyfriend.

    #6 - On 01/24/2015 at 6:20am by DishnobFruitCum

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