Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

by dating a moron / 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • "I'm not dating a Japanese pornstar. I'm dating you. Just be you, please...."

    #4 - On 12/14/2014 at 6:23pm by Sandman366

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  • Yeah that's sorta racist sorry about that op that must've scarring. You'll find someone better

    #1 - On 12/14/2014 at 6:18pm by kingcaper817

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