By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia

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Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
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brookiesawr 11

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch ****? that's ****** stupid.

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jackwilliams 9

Sum ****: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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connorgrant98 24

At least your boyfriend admitted it, but still definently break up with him.

Andoria 16

I wouldn't go that far, at least talk to the guy first before making that kind of decision. Hell, he might have been joking.

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brookiesawr 11

why would you break up with someone just cause you watch ****? that's ****** stupid.

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JuliaaNoelle 26

Way to jump straight to the gun.. Lol that's a little harsh

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connorgrant98 24

Yea you guys are right. I should really think about my comments before I post them lol.

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quickit 24

Please tell me this is your terrible attempt at sarcasm.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Ok Steve Urkel...

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eyebrowzzz 21

lol what's funny is he apologized and everyone still voted him down

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MrFluff 9

You suck! Ya jackass!

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adam97_fml 25

I'm not sure that's how that saying goes #6

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BillMurray_fml 12

OP your username is hilarious and fits with the mental image of Australians that the Internet has given me.

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rabid_otaku 29

What OP refers to as "**** flaps" are actually called labia.

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lurker_no_more 13

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140820213305/sailormoon/images/e/e0/You_don't_say-.jpg

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rbubbles 20

Why do people jump straight to "break up with him"? There's no need. How do we know she doesn't do it either while he's not around?

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Durantye 8

Anyone that breaks up with someone over **** is ****** up. Unless that **** itself is 'special' in certain ways.

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connorgrant98 24

I wasn't thinking at all when I posted that comment

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jackwilliams 9

Sum ****: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"

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MrSassypants 32

Sum ****? "Oh yeah. Add that 2 to that 3. Oh she's a dirty 5 isn't she? Aww **** yeah."

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