Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML
by giantcuntflaps / 12/13/2014 at 11:03am / Australia / Intimacy
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Sum porn: "oh baby add, add, add oh god you took the sum of those numbers so good noone does it like you"
#11 - On 12/13/2014 at 6:24pm by jackwilliams
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Guess he was multi tasking
#2 - On 12/13/2014 at 6:09pm by derpMajor
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