Today, I was trying to turn my boyfriend on with dirty texts. When he said "I'm horny," I teasingly replied, "Whoops, did I do that?" His reply? "Huh? Naw i'm watching sum porn". FML

by giantcuntflaps / 12/13/2014 at 11:03am / Australia / Intimacy

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