Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML

by unlovedandunfucked / 12/10/2014 at 1:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

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  • Somebody's indecisive...

    #1 - On 12/10/2014 at 6:08pm by man_eating_bunny

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  • Just gonna say, yes FYL but YDI a little bit for staying in a relationship with a total psycho.

    #3 - On 12/10/2014 at 6:10pm by jenninator93

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