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Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44898) - you deserved it (6832)

On 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel

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Get a new boyfriend?

#1 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:36pm by KatHelm

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Maybe he was joking? I would hope he was. Sorry OP.

#3 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:36pm by Secret_Ninjaa

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