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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

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On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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I think I would be more disgusted with the used condoms hitting my face, but that's just me

#2 - On 08/07/2014 at 12:23pm by CliffyB03

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Both. Sorry OP!

#1 - On 08/07/2014 at 12:22pm by 16characters

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