Gross, Plumbing and Intimacy: Don't flush them

Don't flush them

By failallday - 07/08/2014 09:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML

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By Maxime - 28/02/2014 00:32 - France - Paris

Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 18:00

Today, I had to pay an exorbitant fee to get my drain unblocked. It turns out it was about a million condoms. My son just got his first serious girlfriend and apparently instead of throwing them in the bin, he flushes their used condoms down the toilet. I’m gonna kill him. FML

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By rxcrs3 - 09/08/2012 06:44 - United States

Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell me that the condoms he was buying are too big for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By Help - 16/09/2011 16:20 - Australia

Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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Sex is out of the window

By Anonymous - 30/01/2022 13:59

Today, I heard a woman moaning while I was walking on a sidewalk. I didn't mind, until someone dropped a recently-used condom on my head. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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CliffyB03 28

Thursday 7 August 2014 18:23

I think I would be more disgusted with the used condoms hitting my face, but that's just me

16characters 12

Thursday 7 August 2014 18:22

Both. Sorry OP!

Comments

LunarServant 10

Thursday 21 August 2014 23:57

Who the **** flushes a condom??!?!!?!

LRSandTJB412 8

Tuesday 9 September 2014 9:28

Where the hell do you work?

lionessjoss 4

Thursday 11 September 2014 9:14

What the hell? Both!!!

cluch3 22

Monday 13 October 2014 14:44

Anyone else think the customer was cheating?

ziploc123 5

Monday 8 December 2014 6:26

Its your fault for unblocking the pipes.

catherine756 8

Tuesday 24 February 2015 4:11

That's super gross, please go to a doctor and make sure that you didn't get thing that they could have...

EpicCrazyBitch 12

Sunday 15 March 2015 18:01

That's grotesque

FlutterLoud 29

Monday 30 March 2015 6:38

Both

Drosophila82 18

Friday 3 April 2015 6:19

Disgusted by this seems definitely more appropriate

clairesucks 37

Tuesday 7 April 2015 6:17

Settle for both

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