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Today, I tried to be seductive to get intimate with my boyfriend. He commented on how sexy I looked, and how badly he wanted me, then asked me to move because I was blocking the TV, and the World Cup match he was watching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40728) - you deserved it (14361)

On 06/29/2014 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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Well... It is the World Cup.

#2 - On 06/30/2014 at 3:53am by joefrazier

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Something tells me that an infinite number of women an relate to this FML these days!

#3 - On 06/30/2014 at 3:54am by LotsOfConfusion

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