By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 618
You deserved it 8 168

Same thing different taste

Comments

DaMann360 19

Unless she enjoyed the sex part

well homer is a hottie, i can see why op would have that dream.

Op should start practicing lucid dreams. Next time save the poor man from dying!!

JMichael 25

Well, you should get your dreams checked out and see what they mean.

meganlovestea 15

Yeah I'm sure there's a section in every dream book/website about having sex with Homer Simpson

There is a section for everything, I know, I'm a therapist/psychologist

There is probably a blanket category like having uncomfortable/unsuccessful sex, but I highly doubt that Homer Simpson is a category.

It could have been worse... It could have been his friend Barney.

Looks like Homer's lust.....*puts on sunglasses*......just took a dive *walks away dramatically*