By Anonymous - 11/06/2014 22:20 - United States - Barnhart

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Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

The OP should be ashamed of herself for dreaming this. Homer would never cheat on Marge and we all know it.

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Melkboy 7

Bet you'll never look at bananas the same way again.

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nomoreparty 11

Were u high before sleep?? Probably acid..

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ravens42 8

I wish u had dreams like that

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Drfucked 9

No, your brain needs purging.

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llamaslikesoda 21

It's alright unless you had an ******.

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Zebediabolical 39

This would have been so much better if OP was a dude. But it's still funny as ****.

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WD_Stevens 22

I saw a film once - I think it was Japanese - about this family running a hotel and a sumo wrestler came to stay with his girlfriend. The next morning they found him dead face-down on his bed and no sign of his girlfriend. When they went to lift his body up they found his girlfriend underneath him, suffocated after he had a heart attack while they were having sex

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