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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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On 05/16/2014 at 6:25pm - intimacy - by wtf (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Thats almost scary lol. He's spying on you:-P

#2 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:07pm by SDee1234

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Maybe he noticed that everything was closed, so he assumed you were doing the nasty.

#5 - On 05/16/2014 at 11:07pm by Cortezthe1st

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