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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

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On 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by sexual parrot -

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Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

#4 - On 04/21/2014 at 5:54pm by Coryj1220

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Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 5:53pm by dimerneckel

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