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Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54038) - you deserved it (7907)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Iowa)

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Dick move.

#4 - On 04/21/2014 at 10:20am by graceinsheepwear

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At least you saw some action

#1 - On 04/21/2014 at 10:18am by Nmaredia

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