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Today, my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in when I'm trying to masturbate. They even turn on all the hot water taps when I'm trying to do it in the shower. FML


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On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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It's weird that they know when you masturbate

#3 - On 04/18/2014 at 5:14am by lat1404

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Go somewhere else then, or wait until they aren't home, or asleep. Even sit down with them and ask them to stop because its making you feel uncomfortable. FYL, OP.

#2 - On 04/18/2014 at 5:13am by thxnder

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