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Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55040) - you deserved it (5699)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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One free ticket to the principals office!

#1 - On 04/17/2014 at 12:57am by ThatOneGuy719

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It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.

#4 - On 04/17/2014 at 12:59am by Yeshua

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