Intimacy: Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class,...

By MILF - 16/04/2014 22:03 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML

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By hale_551 - 11/09/2015 16:34

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML

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By WTTFFFF - 09/05/2014 17:24 - United States - Tecumseh

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decided that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he tried something new: popping one of the pimples on my neck. When I reacted in horror, all he could say was, "It looked pretty..." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 04:18 - United States - Burnsville

Today, my son had to call me from his school's principal's office because he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "Sex". My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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By tenniemo - 10/08/2019 14:00

Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML

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By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By why - 06/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was at work. I had a male patient expose himself to me. He then apologized and said he thought that's what I wanted. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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Thursday 17 April 2014 6:57

One free ticket to the principals office!

Yeshua_fml 19

Thursday 17 April 2014 6:59

It is times like these that you wish teachers were able to hit their students.

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chinaski7628 32

Thursday 17 April 2014 8:07

Even if he is mentally challenged it's unacceptable. Seriously, OP, report it immediately to your administrator, union rep and department head as well as the kid's parents. Document everything in writing and do not make any jokes or gossip about it to fellow teachers. Have the student transferred out of your class (which is usually possible if you have a good administration or union) and never, under any circumstances, be alone in a room with this kid again. I've been sexually harassed by a student before and it's a nightmare-- difficult to prove, difficult to stop and difficult to do your job. And I've seen good teachers have their careers jeopardized or destroyed by false allegations-- which an angry student can easily make against you. Even if an investigation clears the teacher, his or her reputation will always have a smudge on it. Do whatever you have to do to protect yourself.

Merylwen 24

Thursday 17 April 2014 8:12

Have that idiot expelled.

insomniac8400 13

Thursday 17 April 2014 8:27

You sound like an English teacher... Interested in a little verbal intercourse hahahahahahaha

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 17 April 2014 14:21

Boo

syed121417 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 23:11

That's us extremely inappropriate, but I have to give it up to him for trying, you know. How many people would?

Witchylady 17

Thursday 17 April 2014 8:45

They grow up so fast!!!!

B00K_L0V3R93 31

Thursday 17 April 2014 8:47

I would definitely report the incident to the principal. He shouldn't have done that and he needs a stern talking to. It could also lead to trouble for OP. FYL indeed.

albertozeta_fml 9

Thursday 17 April 2014 9:56

You refused to but your life sucks anyway.

tazmanmike2013 17

Thursday 17 April 2014 10:01

And you didn't immediately end the conversation and drag his ass to the principal because.... When you say you tried to convey that this was inappropriate, he already knew that. As soon as the conversation turned sexual you should've ended it and drug his ass in to be punished. Some things don't need explaining. FYL for this happening to you but I gotta say YDI if you tried to engage him in conversation after he did this.

russfml 31

Thursday 17 April 2014 19:34

Sometimes saying this is inappropriate deters the student from further progressing. It's not always the best to assume punish the student off the bat., obviously if things progressed worst which in her case it did then I would say that is more acceptable.