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Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41595) - you deserved it (6904)

On 04/09/2014 at 5:12pm - intimacy - by damn (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Talk shit, get laid.

#3 - On 04/10/2014 at 12:05am by EndOfSekrets

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You win some, you lose some.

#1 - On 04/10/2014 at 12:04am by Big_Pickle

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