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Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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Your grandfather sounds like quite the character.

#1 - On 03/13/2014 at 8:57am by JMichael

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Pwoarr? is that an Australian mating call?

#3 - On 03/13/2014 at 8:59am by ThatPlankton

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