Today, I was playing an intense game of Flappy Bird. I was so excited at being about to beat my high score that I got a hard-on. FML
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Today, my girlfriend decided that we won't be having any more sex until I beat her ridiculously high score on Flappy Bird. FML
Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML
Today, I realised that my body has its own masturbation cycle; while I was out shopping, I heard the intro music to my room-mate's favourite video game, and popped an uncontrollable boner. FML
Today, I got the same feeling in my chest when I orgasmed as when I hit a hard section in Guitar Hero. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, after weeks of being addicted to Bejeweled Blitz, I couldn't stop thinking about it while having sex with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML
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Top comments
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
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Comments (124)
cptverderosa 11
Well that's a first
iLike2Teabag 27
"Fappy" Bird probably gets lots of people hard.
adrianh1090 12
My score is 107 :P
hanner12 13
Good for you pal, but no one cares...
JMichael 25
Good for you 37. You've proven you have no life.
JustinKirby 20
OP probably reached the lesbian sex scene....
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
There really is a game called Fappy Bird!! Look for it in Play Store. Its about a bird trying to fap and not get caught. Haha!!
andrewscity116 5
Indubitably.
SarahSehhati 40
#78 The man that created flappy bird deleted it because he wanted to go back to his normal life.
rorburt 11
#90, 78 wrote "fappy bird." And no, the creator of Flappy Bird removed the game from app stores because he was getting shit from Nintendo for using the pipes. He was probably also getting shit from Apple for using unethical methods to get the game to the Top Apps.
adrianh1090 12
Yet you have a profile picture of a cartoon
anchorsaweigh003 13
in the Russian Federation, Flappy Bird plays you
chelsearenaeee 16
Sounds like a pipe did get in your way ;)
LifeAlertTwerk 14
It sounds like you weren't "flappy" anymore!
suslord 10
Wait that's not supposed to happen..?
tpm45 25
I'm fairly certain that's why this is an FML.
RaptorMARAUDER 9
Sarcasm. Some people get it, some people don't.
honeymoonroyale 20
I'm fairly certain it's a joke, #58.
sleepwalker13 25
I don't blame you, I get pretty excited too
molliciousj 19
OP, I think we found a girl for you!
tranced_ 45
but OP is a girl!
Puffytruffles 18
Huh?
xsydneyx123 28
Okay. 1. Girls don't get "hard on-s". 2. Even if OP was a girl. There's nothing wrong with a lesbian relationship!
chinaski7628 32
And the symbol at the top indicates OP is a male....
AngelSpit 18
Didn't you pay attention in sex Ed #47? Girls can get hard ons too (albeit much smaller ones)
robotiick7 23
56- I think you should pay more attention in that sex ed class of yours...
ladypunk 8
She's talking about clitorises.
Ellied9004 3
no shut Sherlock
vipirius 18
56. Except nobody calls those hard-ons
ThatNutellaTho 6
no they Call it Breakfast for Men .-.
xsydneyx123 28
lol. wow.
Karenezzy 20
That's pretty sad...
heinous966 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well it's not as if you erected to do it.
SgtAssCheeks 21
Not sure if it didn't make any sense, or if the pun passed 6 feet above my head
extrasnipes 22
was that a hard pun to make? it didn't cum out to good
alphabetta 23
#52- erected=elected Still a pretty shitty pun, though.
thief1434 23
Then you were playing with "flappy sperm." Which is totally gross.
Nilorak 24
You're trying too "hard".
extrasnipes 22
cum on you could do better bro
thief1434 23
Yeah...
AngelSpit 18
I erect you just stop while you're a-head, that joke just wasn't ballsy enough.
Nilorak 24
My eyes are bleeding.
HarrisonHarrison 4
Happens all the time. flappy bird is love. flappy bird is life.
davidpropert 32
Hey, that little fella has a nice butt... It's from all that flapping
SgtAssCheeks 21
I'm no physiotherapist, but I'll go out on a limb and say flapping wings (or arms) won't target your quads or glutes