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Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML
Had to read that FML a couple times to get it because of the clunky wording. OP, looks like it's time to invest in a vibrator or dildo.
Cuddle naked and top whip cream to your breast for bonus. *looks around awkwardly*
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Friday 29 August 2014