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Today, I talked to my husband about his lack of interest in sex. Apparently his definition is polar to mine; his is along the lines of cuddling. Not only did I wait until marriage to have sex with this man, apparently he prefers a permanent roommate without benefits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45007) - you deserved it (8042)

On 02/25/2014 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by OverIt (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Had to read that FML a couple times to get it because of the clunky wording. OP, looks like it's time to invest in a vibrator or dildo.

#4 - On 02/26/2014 at 1:10am by origamidragon

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Cuddle naked and top whip cream to your breast for bonus. *looks around awkwardly*

#2 - On 02/26/2014 at 1:09am by PenguinBitch

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