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Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52342) - you deserved it (18538)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

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Well, look on the bright side. Technically you're still a virgin. So she can still be your first.

#2 - On 02/07/2014 at 1:12pm by macystar

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oh my god you poor soul

#1 - On 02/07/2014 at 1:12pm by TheAlchemist22

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