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Today, I went down on the girl of my dreams. While I was down there, I started to put on a condom. As I came back up to start having sex, she told me she couldn't cheat on her boyfriend. FML


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On 01/31/2014 at 10:29am - intimacy - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Washington)

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Because obviously going down on someone doesn't count as cheating.

#3 - On 01/31/2014 at 1:04pm by Steffi3

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Wonder how her boyfriend would feel about his girlfriends "loyalty". Sucks to be you dude but if this is the girl of your dreams I would think you know enough about her to know she had a boyfriend.

#5 - On 01/31/2014 at 1:04pm by selfsabotage

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