Food Coma By FML Videos - 25/10/2018 12:30 - United States - New York Let me just take a quick nap... I agree, your life sucks 251 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 196 623 You deserved it 34 712
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 260 You deserved it 14 933
Today, I was helping my grandmother move a TV into her room upstairs. While carrying the TV, I slipped on a stair, fell over and broke the banister. I broke my leg and smashed the TV as well. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 937 You deserved it 1 897
Today, it was my first time taking blood on the ward. The doctor saw that I was nervous and gave me a violent old man with schizophrenia who thought I was there to kill him. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 765 You deserved it 2 958
Today, I’m going to school to become a therapist. Now anyone I tell that to, they now vomit their life stories to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 786 You deserved it 357
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1 067 You deserved it 276
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 954 You deserved it 5 735
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML I agree, your life sucks 954 You deserved it 247