Today, I was going to have sex, so I went to my basement to get my builder bear that I had stuffed my condoms in. The bear was gone. My dad gave it to charity. 5ML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 12:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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Some lucky 6-year-old is going to get a bear AND balloons...
#2 - On 01/24/2014 at 9:59am by RedPillSucks
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That's gonna be a nice surprise.
#1 - On 01/24/2014 at 9:58am by Jdb60
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