Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to use my acne as an example of symmetry in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I returned to my teaching job at a local community college after surfing for the weekend. I'd got sunburned, one student immediately noticed and said to me, "Morning, Mr. Pinky!" Now they all do it. My students are assholes. I hate teaching. FML
Today, it was my first day teaching economics to a university class of 150. For the first 5 minutes, a bunch of students snickered. I asked why. One said, "Your zipper's open, but it doesn't matter because your blue panties are showing through your white pants anyway." FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I gathered the courage to participate in a class discussion. My professor laughed at me. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 39
What is a donkey doing in your classroom?
JMichael 25
I'm kinda curious to take your class now.
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Welshite 39
What is a donkey doing in your classroom?
HKCgrimmjow 15
That's not necessarily weird for young boys to think like that... However admitting it to a professor is a whole different story.
Pleonasm 35
Hey just because they were there to look at a donkey doesn't mean they wanted to do anything else with it, 9. Let's not assume the worst.
perdix 29
#9, it kinda is. Most young boys are more into *******. Only as we age do we begin to appreciate the shapely ass. Those kids are ahead of their time!
forchane 9
#9 did you even read his comment before replying?
ChenEighty 20
34, I think he merely commented off #1 to get noticed for his comment
bellebe1998 16
I'd take it as a compliment.
countryrose92 23
Right? Take it as a compliment that you are the teacher that the boys crush on! Congrats. ;)
bubblyhayley 16
help me out here please, how do we know the OP is female?
GingerRoot 13
Good point! What if op is a dude?
kurodansei 16
If OP is Male FHL for possible jail bait reasons. but on the other hand if they chose the class it is more likely a college course in which case I think students are fair game after the class is over.
thisguy22 33
High schools have elective courses as well like home economics, business/economics courses, and trade courses like auto shop and computer building. Could be one of those.
142_cats 13
I have a feeling OP is a man. Then again I could just be making an ass of myself.
142_cats 13
It's most likely high school with electives because who's going to take a whole college course to look at the ass of what could be a male as OP never specified. I'm going for high school electives.
mac8080 7
Lol
amerw32 9
That's not the kind of compliment that I would want.
dantheman97 9
So much win
Futacy 29
Your comment will forever be remember in FML history for being funny as hell.
hcollins1 18
94, so it's only bad and 'possible jail bait' if OP were a male? Last time I checked, women can get into just as much trouble as a man if they hooked up with a minor.
prrrki 18
Damn, that was smooth.
JMichael 25
I'm kinda curious to take your class now.
Damian95 16
I'd personally take that as a compliment. At least they are taking your course.
rs89 20
plot twist: OP is a guy with a lean body and exquisitely shaped behind. *drooling*
Clay_Pidgeon 11
Say wit me: DAT ASSSS...
TattooInvasion 14
with* that*
andrewturtle 16
147, stop harshing the buzz.
ECHOSPiiKES 19
Hahahahahahaha from the other one
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well maybe their participation will increase and they'll learn something? Yeah. No. They're all gross.
cyttex 13
We don't know the age of the students she teaches, if they're in high school it's honestly not surprising.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Regardless of their age it is disrespectful.
cyttex 13
There are worse things student can do than stare at their teachers butt
Robbieisadowg 16
#17 the teacher could be a guy...
MrSassypants 33
Most people don't look for an ass in a guy, so if the teacher is a guy and people take his class to look at his ass, he must have the sexiest ass ever. The ass of all ages. The ass to end all worlds: assageddon.
Absoluezer0 12
#115. You made my day.
Amo1216 19
Day = Made #115! Best comment ever!
Das_is_gud 11
It's not like there's a button to say you liked #115's comment
_VAL3NT1NA_ 6
Increase this diiickk!
142_cats 13
Once some asshole lifted up a women teachers skirt and took pictures. Thankfully he was caught. Lol #115 asscalypse I think I'm trying too hard nice comment mate.
dreadbeat69 12
Apparently traits given to normal males after millions of years of evolution are "gross". Get over yourself...
JamesGregoryLor 8
That was literally perfect
Otherhats 20
Butt that ass tho
booboohoney 12
Rip one in front of them to turn then off - Or just wear baggier pants. I know I'd be super self conscious facing the chalk board now....
TheMathMajor 26
I know I would definitely wear not so flattering clothes and probably some A-line skirts after that comment in an attempt to actually make the students pay attention. I have a cousin who teaches history to high schoolers and she is young and very curvy so she also had this problem with the boys. I mean I can understand that their hormones are acting up at that age, but seriously some people just need to learn some basic respect.
Robbieisadowg 16
This reminds me of an episode from Everybody Hates Chris, where Chris's brother has a teacher thats really attractive so he stopped paying attention in class.
mFUNdo21 17
I watched that episode last night and thought of this too! he didn't even know his own name when he was looking at her xD
wellthen7154 12
Now there are things we don't know. What if OP's ass is SO nice that even a good A-Line skirt cannot hide it? Or what if... OP actually has just a weirdly shaped ass so all the weirdos take their class to stare at it because it is just the weirdest thing. You. Never. Know.
jococo7787 3
Or op could wear an apron to cover it up.
perdix 29
Butt who is coming up with all the wise cracks?
Dinoporeon 9
I bet you've been waiting to crack that joke.
Pleonasm 35
I see no problem in waiting for the right opening.
perdix 29
#28, I've been holding that one in for a long time. It feels good to excrete it from the dark recesses within.
GingerRoot 13
You guys are just turds...
gingaa96 18
At least they didn't say that behind her back.. It could be worse OP
kurodansei 16
No telescopes needed for this course in ASStrology. Heavenly bodies on Earth.
Pleonasm 35
They SHOULD call it asstrology, since everything they say is pulled right out from where the sun don't shine.
Llama_Face89 33
ASStronomy*
Realsweden 5
Maybe you could share a link with a photo, so we can decide if you deserved it or not...
barleyguy 17
Umm is that legal...... Or socially acceptable I'm not sure myself either way I'd consider that kind of a nono.... However if she said yes then there ain't anything to say eh
isuckwithnames 22
How is that illegal. Last time I checked it is legal to send photos of one's gluteus Maximus
imchacon22 19
At least you have a great ass! :) might be a little awkward now though
ChenEighty 20
A little awkward, huh? I don't think she'll be able to walk into class for a while after a crack like that.
Zaketh2112 10
Actually, she's walking in before the crack
sunshine41196 12
#26! SCORE!!
maximus_prime 24
At least she can keep the pupils focused.
Farmillionaire 8
which head is paying more attention in class??
cyttex 13
They seem to have the right idea
marrkkoopolo 1
As long they dont touch it's cool right?
MooseKnuckle5150 13
Let's see it