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Today, my wife and I were watching a football game. While someone was about to score, she started screaming, "Go!" and "Come on! You can do it! Go baby, go!" My first thought was that I wished I could still make her scream like that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53347) - you deserved it (11355)

On 01/13/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

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OP, I think your wife has benched you.

#1 - On 01/13/2014 at 6:40pm by EvilLittleMan

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Look, it's not about how well you score, it's about how much of a team player you are.

#5 - On 01/13/2014 at 6:41pm by Pleonasm

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