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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50119) - you deserved it (9252)

On 12/14/2013 at 1:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

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And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

#2 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:09pm by IXChaosDragonXI

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Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

#9 - On 12/14/2013 at 8:13pm by raininginseattle

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