Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

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Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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True romantic

By Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

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Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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Top comments

IXChaosDragonXI 13

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:09

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

raininginseattle 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:13

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

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gunnerblaster 21

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:18

The first time for anyone usually isn't as special as we'd hoped but your boyfriend definitely pulled a douche move by intentionally tossing in something to further devalue the moment.

mrtonyanderson 20

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:21

Hahahaha awesome

darklink7117 7

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:21

Well, you chose him.

Marie314 17

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:21

At least you'll always remember it lol

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:24

Is it really a race to get laid first? Seriously....

FYsocks 11

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:24

That is the sound of immediate regret isn't it?

carelessxdanger 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:27

memorable. -___- at least it wasnt "have my babies!", as i was so lucky to experience :-/

Tiber_fml 12

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:27

should of yelled last time dick

mdcdeve 10

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:35

Congrats on who you gave your virginity to, fine choice.

KR12T3N 15

Sunday 15 December 2013 4:43

You should've yelled back "I'M SINGLE BITCHES"

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