By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
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IXChaosDragonXI 13

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

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raininginseattle 9

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

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80zChyld 2

re-evaluate your taste in men

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ZackL624 5

You're life doesn't suck, that's what you get for getting with an immature doucher.

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ZorroRooster 19

To which you should have responded, "First AND last" and then kneed him in the balls. Hard. Repeatedly.

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brandons_luck 1

Tell him it was his first but, also his last then viOLENTLY END HIS LIFE

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Waspinator1998 21

I think he was one of those first commenters who was queried about whether or not he'd yell out "FIRST" during sex.

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allliseee 8

That's why we never tell guys we're still a virgin, they have to ruin our memorie.

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pinchepriscyla 9

Well that's romantic

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The_Doctor10 7

You'll definitely be remembering THAT for the rest of your life. What a douche.

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