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Today, my sister brought a guy home while our parents were out. They had sex in her bedroom. I heard everything. The worst part wasn't her stupidly excessive moaning; it was that the moans sounded eerily similar to a cow mooing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50495) - you deserved it (4644)

On 12/13/2013 at 7:34pm - intimacy - by puking now (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Seems like her boyfriend wasn't the only one getting milked.

#3 - On 12/13/2013 at 11:05pm by Nyx

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I guess he was just a real BULL in bed

#2 - On 12/13/2013 at 11:04pm by Nederlander95

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