Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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Today, I was trying to be dirty with my fiancé. He got really into the roleplaying and wouldn't stop pretending to be a cop for hours. Mood officially killed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying a teacher-student during sex. We're both studying to be actors, so we ended up going into a really deep, emotional storyline that didn't end in sex at all. FML
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
Today, while trying to spice up our marriage, we decided to get a hotel room and roleplay as strangers who meet in a bar and have a one night stand. By the time I got there, he was engrossed in the football and on the beer. He didn't notice me arrive and when he did, he was too drunk to get the roleplay right. FML
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mpsteve137 15
Roleplay punching his dick.
AshaaFerreira 22
Well isn't he just creative...
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Comments (68)
AshaaFerreira 22
Well isn't he just creative...
jazzy_123 20
time for OP to spice things up a little.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
You can borrow my stormtroopers mask, OP. Throw on some nice frost white lace panties and there you go, no way he'd turn that down.
DraconicFeline 31
I'm curious... Is it that he doesn't want to have sex with HER, or is he just not interested in sex at all?
AshaaFerreira 22
OP if you need any suggestions to spice up your sex life I'm your girl! I was in a similar situation with my fiancé. After opening up to each other about our fantasies and what we wanted to explore, our sex life was even better then before!
Mauskau 35
At least he tried to act interested? :(
Arrow44 10
Hun, the point of the fml was saying he wasn't interested. But to the OP! A relationship only works when both parties participate fully!!
zelreth 6
Ouch. Not to be cliche, but I would rethink your relationship choices.
mpsteve137 15
Roleplay punching his dick.
obviousboy 8
Yes… assaulting his penis sure to get him raring to go.
SlapAndTickle 20
It just might #33.
rhcpgurl 18
You could pretend to actually want to divorce him?
FloMarDee 19
time to role-play life after divorce...
mn_shr 22
Time to consider therapy? Anyone...?
Welshite 39
Of course not. Don't you know that if your spouse/partner does something even the slightest bit wrong, it's time for divorce. It would be too mainstream to consider actually working something out as a couple and getting help.
xxrogerthatxx 19
Especially on FML!
xomelodygervais 8
Well since FML says I should leave him. I guess I'll have to.
bikergirl93 18
sounds like his making a real effort, luckky u OP
LowExpectations 30
*Sounds like he is making a real effort, lucky you OP. * Sorry, couldn't help myself.
bikergirl93 18
:)
MysticMonkey 9
Ouch.
evan_7899 28
Well that's certainly a bummer