Get it on

By xomelodygervais - 08/11/2013 14:00 - Canada - Timmins

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Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
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solheim 6

Roll for Initiative!

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bubblyhayley 16

y would u not leave? u deserve better!!!

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xxrogerthatxx 19

I'm guessing he couldn't get it up? (Trying to infer what she meant by he pretended)

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xxrogerthatxx 19

Ohh, he wasn't interested period but he tried to act like it. Ok; understood.

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fylsinceydi 2

Maybe he was tired? Don't assume the worst it probably isn't you

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xomelodygervais 8

That's exactly what it was. I brought it on knowing he was tired and said "let's roleplay and you can pretend you're not tired and that you actually want to have sex" We're not in a sex rut or needing therapy. My goodness haha.

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Grimase 10

Well there r two sides. So either u did something to him to make him this way or u haven't been doing something to him to make him this way.

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EmmaMK 35

Take him out somewhere you can both relax and talk to him about how you feel.

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perdix 29

Sounds like the plot of the most boring porno ever -- the film they show to **** addicts to get them to quit.

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imchacon22 19

Why don't you initiate the roll play? Maybe he isn't real creative?

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perdix 29

#26, maybe playing with her rolls turns him off in the first place. Oh, do you mean "role?"

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perdix 29

#34, that's ok, maybe they do roll playing in BBW fetish films ;)

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