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Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober. FML

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doctorr_fml 9

Stay drunk and take a Viagra

daniel_dd31 13

I don't know if mixing Viagra with alcohol is a good idea.

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doctorr_fml 9

Stay drunk and take a Viagra

daniel_dd31 13

I don't know if mixing Viagra with alcohol is a good idea.

killmenow03 21

What are you talkin bout? Alcohol makes pills work better!

boating_guy 33

you make it sound like alcohol would mix poorly with drugs or something...

JMichael 25

I think most doctors would advise against that.

theboy13 13

I would highly suggest against that or else ED. Will just get worse. My friend who really had top problem with getting it up, decided to take a Viagra for fun once...now he can't get it up without taking some kind of Viagra pill. He was only 20 when he did that also..

SoultheWolf 19

That is a really bad idea. Taking Viagra ***** up your ****. It makes it less sensitive and the more you use it the higher chance you will have to use it every single time.

noobienick 19

But the alcohol would make you need to piss and the Viagra won't let you do it.

gear4 29

comboooooooo

mackdeezy 22

Meet yourself halfway... just a little buzz should do it.

Freethaawave 19

Don't guys who have that problem just jack off before sex, then they last longer? Just saying, OP, maybe try that.

Zimmington 21

92- Jacking off could work but if he cums fast then maybe he's one of those guys that can just cum once.

mandyrozrox 13

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Lol OP that is bad but maybe u can prevent it by not getting wasted as often? :)

mandyrozrox 13

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Why the hell did I write lol?? That's horrible D:

dingleberrysteve 6

alcohol causes impotence so that part is normal

Wizardo 33

Embarrassing as it may be ho to a clinic for help, the faster the better in this case.

olpally 32

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Every man's worst nightmare! Damn op, get medical treatment perhaps? Definitely FYL, but not really.

nyellow 6

Mista dowan says eat some chicken or else da snake ain't gone be in here(da pussy).

SarMarJo 17

Either I'm missing something here, or you're high. I can't decide if this is a movie reference or what.

nyellow 6

Cmon y'all don't give me tums down. Y'all racist

UrYousername 15

Look at what you did!

mazor 22

Haahha #1 you own it

steffidallasbfl 16

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Get drunk and use Viagra. That should work.

skitsmuffin 6

This repeat isn't thumbed down cause it has a vag

Alicestraza 33

Every time a guy repeats something and doesn't get thumbed down, it's now your obligation to say its because they have a penis.

JosephMoore77 8

Medical drugs + alcohol = bad outcome

dhooks111490 8

#58. You clearly have not experimented much.

xXxGraveStonexXx 20

Viagra will just **** up his dick and he would always have to take Viagra to get it up... So no.

ClockworkTinker 5

erectile dysfunction can be common in men when drunk, its due to the alcohol in the system thinning the blood, sometimes referred to as "brewer's droop"

dillan73 6

Yeah, or "whisky dick". :)

annie_nk 22

Makes sense. What doesn't add up is some men get hella horny when drunk. Then they can't get it up? That's just cruel.

TheDrifter 23

Nature's own little inside joke.

Reaper350 7

whiskey weiner

adams271 6

#13 called it "brewer's droop" but it's also commonly known as "whiskey dick." Keep drunk water by the bed and take some time and learn your way around foreplay to buy yourself some time and still please her when you've drank too much. The ladies will thank you for it.