what
Edmonton, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Inappropriate question
Today, my new boyfriend asked to know the penis size of every other guy I’ve been with. There are a lot. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
tellingthetruth
Studley, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Policy of truth
Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was big, and I replied that whatever size he was, he was enough to satisfy me. Apparently, that was the wrong answer, and he spent the rest of the night sulking because I didn't say he was enormous. FML
Anonymous
Serbia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML
mairelys
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Communication
Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML
The fat and the ugly
Finland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
AnatomyLecture
🌶️ Spicy
Child brain
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the size of a man's penis is not proportional to his height. He was insecure because he's 5'6" and assumed everyone taller had a bigger penis than him. He's 30. FML
Username
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
nick
United States
Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
Top comments
DocBastard 38
What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it? You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.
Imhere4fml 24
Best first comment I have seen in a while. Original too. Sarcasm
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uoeno_fml 20
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Wow I hope you mean ex boyfriend. Sarcasm
Imhere4fml 24
Best first comment I have seen in a while. Original too. Sarcasm
dramaelf 37
Please, if every man got dumped for being an idiot there wouldn't be any couples left.
uoeno_fml 20
Great use of sarcasm
acetl87 12
this comment is about as popular as "shitty situation". it needs to die. stop bringing it back!
Zestus 19
stand and deliver, imposter
sevazilla 21
Same thing for women
agentx52 13
What else were you expecting?
JennaNGood 21
Agreed. I found this FML not so FML-like actually. It was more just hilarious. Guys are immature, since when is this news? (I'm not saying girls arent - obviously because I laughed. And I'm not saying guys are immature all the time, just a lot of the time)
sammyjanette 17
I think that answer pretty much tells you what he thinks very little of personal growth.
WiseGuy79 14
Don't expect him to be stepping off the short bus anytime soon...
perdix 29
I hope his is bigger than yours.
DocBastard 38
What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it? You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
its actually a deep question.
CallMeMcFeelii 13
It could either be deep or superficial really. Maybe she meant tubbiness or muscle definition. Or she meant growing emotionally as an adult. It can go both ways depending on what you want to hear. She should have clarified more of what she was going after, that questions a black hole full of different variations of answers.
Cleu 12
I think from the way she phrased it she was asking his views on the matter. She clearly has figured out his level of personal growth since middle school though.
notsofriendly 17
How is that a stupid question, though? If you ask for someone's views, you're prompting them to share their perspective on a certain topic without forcing a specific line of thought. The way one chooses to answer can be just as informative - if not more so - than the content of the answer itself...
kittykat1501 31
What?!?!?!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You need to date a guy with a bigger head, the one on his shoulders that is.
pikachulove14 14
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you know boys ,always thinkin with their heads.
crazyazzkile 5
Hahahahaha.... idgi...
pikachulove14 14
as in there penis.he automatically was thinking about his penis.
Neyuu 18
Thanks for clarifying, I never would have guessed.
Zazoo1995 23
Why all the down votes?
LeedleCow 6
As a male, I can say that it wasn't very kind to comment that. Don't act as if females don't act like complete idiots too. Everyone makes stupid mistakes, no need to discriminate a whole gender.
nessiepoopoo 8
I wouldn't have gotten the question as well. I thought you maybe meant hair down there or something. You shouldn't be so dramatic ^^
icychil 13
YDI for asking such a meaningless question.