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Today, I asked my boyfriend about his views on personal growth. He replied, "What, you mean dick size?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38966) - you deserved it (8059)

On 09/25/2013 at 10:42am - intimacy - by what (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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What kind of question is that? We're you asking if he likes personal growth? If he believes in it? Agrees with it?

You ask a stupid question, you get a smartass answer.

#10 - On 09/25/2013 at 1:09pm by DocBastard

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What else were you expecting?

#2 - On 09/25/2013 at 1:01pm by agentx52

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