Intimacy: Communication

Communication

By mairelys - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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Same thing different taste

By not-that-fat - 27/07/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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Oh yeah?

By alexis89 - 26/05/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice, "Oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said, "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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Empathy Man

By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 02:02

Today, I told my man I was feeling a lack of emotional closeness and dialogue in our relationship. I'd hoped for a comeback like, "So what do you need in order to change that?" Or even, "Aw, come here, let's cuddle!" Instead, I got a simple, "I don't." FML

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fishyfingaz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 14:34

He's a defensive childish dick. Im sure you can do better.

hcube 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 13:46

your bf is an idiot. your boobs are perfect.

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jf7609 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 11:52

ooooh burn... ditch him

natedog193 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 15:33

i agree... break up with tht son of a bitch

daniel1_1 13

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:58

Burn indeed.... but don't ditch him. He sounds awesome

sarahbau 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:36

She should ditch him for reciprocating an insult? If he has a low sex drive, it's not like it's because he wants to have a low sex drive. Saying she wished her boyfriend had a bigger sex drive is no less insulting than him saying he wished she had bigger boobs. Maybe if she'd used a bit more tact, he wouldn't have lashed out in response.

chih 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 5:15

perfect comeback: I wish your dick was bigger! ^.^

Jose403 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 13:07

But if u said I wish you had a bigger sex drive he might have taken it the wrong way, and thought you ment a bigger dick... honestly, if you hadn't put what you were thinking in your post, I would have thought u were talking about his dick