Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML

by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

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  • Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

    #1 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:25pm by Grayness_

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  • give it back and tell them to buy headphones

    #3 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:25pm by grahmagog

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