Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML
I agree, your life sucks (49354) - you deserved it (5361)
On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada
jessel_ladd92's life also sucksToday, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I had to sell over $400 worth of china at a flea market. I barely got paid enough…
And who said romance is dead?
#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:11am by carry_on
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+165 | 19
How old is your boyfriend?
#5 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:21am by L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H
+65 | 19
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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