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Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48380) - you deserved it (5256)

On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

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And who said romance is dead?

#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:11am by carry_on

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How old is your boyfriend?

#5 - On 09/09/2013 at 6:21am by L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H

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