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Today, my girlfriend and I were going at it doggy style, really fast, when she started laughing. I asked her what was so amusing and she giggled, "I can't feel anything in there." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63397) - you deserved it (9363)

On 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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Well that must be a disappointment.

#1 - On 07/29/2013 at 3:26am by Kimmismith

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Either she's really loose ... Or ...

#6 - On 07/29/2013 at 3:27am by Nekogami

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