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Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57558) - you deserved it (4912)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

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Palmela Handerson likes it rough.

#3 - On 07/26/2013 at 12:54pm by RedPillSucks

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How in the world did he manage to do that??

#2 - On 07/26/2013 at 12:53pm by teamlightskin

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