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Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by theunluckylifeofme (woman) - United States (California)

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never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

#3 - On 06/27/2013 at 1:24am by StzaCrack666

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At least he didn't sneeze...

#15 - On 06/27/2013 at 1:30am by fsomelife

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