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Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML


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On 06/11/2013 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by instinct (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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YDI for faking with your boyfriend.

#1 - On 06/12/2013 at 5:57am by kayladance101

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Why fake pleasure? Why not try to teach your boyfriend how to pleasure you, instead of trucking him into thinking he's doing ok. Kind of defeats the purpose for sex.

#3 - On 06/12/2013 at 5:59am by FacelessCruelty

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