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Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81939) - you deserved it (5582)

On 06/01/2013 at 3:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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Dump her cheating ass

#1 - On 06/01/2013 at 1:03pm by iemislayer

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Hopefully she just mistook the date.

#2 - On 06/01/2013 at 1:03pm by Wiringify

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