Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
The all-seeing eye
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. Just as she took her shirt off, her phone rang. It was her mom, demanding she return home. Now I've been cockblocked, and my girlfriend's mom seems to be a goddamn clairvoyant. Awesome. FML
Timing
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Knock next time please
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Weird family
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Rushed
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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narkill 13
Ah, young love. A delightfully terrifying thing.
LadyNatasha 4
I'm curious as to what happened, afterwards. That really sucks, though. FYL.
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LadyNatasha 4
I'm curious as to what happened, afterwards. That really sucks, though. FYL.
rawr_ily96 24
It was probably very awkward, whatever it was. OP's username leads me to believe they're lesbian. :P It was probably more funny for her mom to see they switched shirts though.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
#44 lesbians can't have sex, unless they had a strap on
Sirin_fml 47
That might be the most depressingly idiotic comment I've read all day.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Cheer up Sirin, he's just an idiot in a moron's clothing.
AllieCat21 21
They really should make the ability for us to upvote staff comments
fishstick557 14
Happened to me... Worst feeling in the WORLD
Fuji76 15
You're a lesbian, #89?!?
Sandman366 6
Its a pity we can't up-vote sirin's comment....because it'd probably have 3x how many down votes 64 got.
stanjohnson 11
Bill, does Hillary know you post on this web site?
xALEXx_fml 15
Are you serious lol
narkill 13
Ah, young love. A delightfully terrifying thing.
thesubconscious 9
Just tell her you were playing dress up
then000bster 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If you don't have the approval of your parents to do it, you are probably too young.
gntfmlingnow 12
Hold on here, this seems off. Parents will very rarely give approval, and it's not like it's some kind of straightforward "okay, son, you've reached 18 and I 100% approve of you having sex with your girlfriend" Teens have sex. It's a reality, and honestly plenty of them are ready for it. Some of them aren't, I'll admit, but if they're in a fairly committed relationship and got to the point where they're going to have it, I don't see a problem
Ambient25 25
It's definitely a delicate issue, but teens will still find a way to do it, regardless of their parent's opinions. I just hope the parents in this case aren't overbearing and leading their daughter into a sheltered life. True, the age isn't mentioned, but I've known a few girls at 18 whose parents still didn't allow them boyfriends...
RecklessJellyBea 7
But at certain ages, parents can understand it, while at other ages, they just shouldn't be having it. If they have to plan when mommy isn't over and have to go to such ends to hide it, I reckon they're too young. And if they're 18 , then maybe they should be old enough to share whether or not they are sexual active with their parents.. at least to some degree if they're going to have sex in the house.
Ambient25 25
I dunno if it's just me but it should be understood that an 18 year old, with a boyfriend/girlfriend, who has possibly been with them for at least a few months, is most likely sexually active. I don't think it needs to be shared. Maybe if they were 15, but that should include quite the pep talk, making sure they're knowledgeable about safe sex, etc. I dunno I've always experienced the girls who were pretty sheltered by their parents growing into the biggest *****, to the point where people would refer to them by nicknames...it's scary
laurenasabutton 26
22, maybe they were planning to have sex while her mum was out because people generally prefer to have sex without their parents kn the same house?
jizzwold 21
I am going to point out that the op's user name is lez problems so op could be female. That could also lead to the girlfriend's mother disapproving even if they are both of appropriate age.
drewflav 17
3 - I'm 23 years old and forbidden from having sex at home. Does that make me too young? Obviously not. Please modify your statement to be less ambiguous.
mrwawa 8
Nowadays kids are 12-13 having sex. I think there should be a limit somewhere.
drewflav 17
70 - it's called age of consent. Having said that, those laws usually have close-in-age exceptions. When I was 12 (9 years ago) sex wasn't unheard of for my peers and was still a very big discussion topic like it is today. The only difference was the lack of social media back then. If a 12 year old can handle it, let them go for it However, almost none of the 12 year olds I work with are mature enough for that sort of thing. This leaves an open door with a screen virtually no one will pass through.
mnmxbabii5 6
Well thats your opinion. I believe every parents who tell their kids to not have sex till marriage or college are GREAT PARENTS. Because being a teen IS too young to have sex, whether they think their ready or not. Parents tell their children to wait because they want teens to have a life! Live without so much responsibility. Parents say to wait, so that you'll have a great job that pays good(after college). They also say to wait till marriage because as a teen, not all relationships last forever, so sometimes sex is a regret.
mnmxbabii5 6
-3 so i agree with you.(my above comment was for #15)
laurenasabutton 26
83, having sex as a teenager =/= not getting a good job.
MrSarcasmic 10
I don't see how anyone who can't support a potential child is ready for sex. we don't need a world full of teen moms.
moonwing 17
you can still be a teen, have sex and still have a life. there are tons of teenagers who do it
VeganVampyre 27
87- we live in a world where some people have sex just for fun, and take precautions to not get pregnant. You don't need to be ready for a child just to have sex. I'm in no position to raise a child, nor do I want one, so I make sure I'm on birth control so I don't get pregnant. Are you really saying I shouldn't be allowed to have sex just because I'm not prepared to be a mom? Also, being a teen has nothing to do with it, you could be 40 and be able to support a potential child. It depends on the person and their situation.
then000bster 16
I kept my post brief due to getting within one of the first few comments. I also didnt notice the username >.> I think this would be the big issue here, but they could have been too young too lol. My explanation is if they are still living with their parents there are a few possibilities. One being they are still underage, Two they are forbidden from doing it in the house, Three both one and two. Also factor in that this was going to be their first time. To the couple I'd say plan further ahead than just "my parents aren't home".
Bcfrmkc816 17
You seem a bit confused and contradicted your self.
Bcfrmkc816 17
Not all people after college get good paying jobs and even if they do there is no guarantee that it will last for a career. Also not all marriages last either. Besides if the people or kids are willing to and wanting to they will find a way to do it somewhere
Wimoweh 10
My input for this discussion: sex is nice.
mnmxbabii5 6
If you don't have a good job to SUPPORT a baby- a family, then sex shouldnt happen.
drewflav 17
106 - if/when you lose your job think back to your comment if you decide you want to have sex with your spouse. You'll be a hypocrite if you do have sex based on what you just said.
ilikepie22313 5
70 - i had sex at 13 plenty of times and i turned out to be fine.
Minerman 3
One word. Condoms.
WhatsOpTic 11
I like boobies
cinnamonbuns69 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should wait until you're grown up to do gown up things.
little_one 20
Yeah because people never ever have sex when they are still living with their parents.... You don't know how old they are and you aren't the one getting cocked blocked here.
rawr_ily96 24
**** blocked? Look at the username. Most likely lesbians.
jojimugo 20
Pussy blocked ....
ItsKennyBaby 9
46, I believe the expression is beaver dammed
ElatedEarthling 15
Oh, I've always gone with "twat swat"
Olympiakos10 15
4 - Now I want a CinnaBon :(
rebellionwars 11
Grown*
Jebitesevsi 11
**** blocked then :)
purpl3fac371 5
This is perfect. Maybe another time. :)
aardvarkish 17
I dunno why you got so many negative votes. That was funny.
Welshite 40
Yeah. A Hello Kitty shirt is rather noticeable on a guy.
lilhellian 27
Not so sure Op is a guy "lez probs".
Bakarra 22
I could be wrong, but the gender isn't stated, and the profile name is "lez probs", OP might be a girl.
journeytotheend 16
That's exactly what I pictured
NewMetalGirl 14
Well assuming that op was indeed a girl, like some say, its possible then wouldn't both of them be wearing girly shirts?
LittlestPrincess 21
#26, possibly, yes. but maybe one of them is the so-called 'butch' type.
contentedmama 8
Or maybe the mom knows her kids wardrobe well enough to tell that OP's girlfriend was wearing her shirt.
oh_merde 11
Yeah I agree
Fuji76 15
Um, couldn't they just say they had traded shirts so they could have something of the other persons? When I was a teenager that wasn't uncommon for a girl to want a guys shirt. I could see that going double in this instance. Just saying, problem avoided?
stanjohnson 11
OP could be a guy that lost a girlfriend to another girl. That guy would have a lez problems.
MrSarcasmic 10
rule #1 if you have to worry about mom and dad you're too young.
ElatedEarthling 15
Not if you're an adult still living at home like me. I'm a college student at home. I'm mature and old enough for sex, but I still don't like doing it with the folks at home because it's disrespectful and whatnot. So when I wait for them to leave I do as I please, and if they get home early I'd certainly rush to get dressed much like OP.
Dendrocker 15
Thank you!! see its different if your in that stage in your life but just happen to be still living at home, I know it sucks for the moment
Bcfrmkc816 17
Doesn't matter the age it's called respect for their parents.
drewflav 17
So if you're one of those people living in a multi-generational home you're not allowed to have sex out of respect for the eldest ones there? That would suck if you were in your forties and married so I'm calling bullshit. Discretion is key, not outright abstinence.
revolution4ever 14
You were just... trying on each others clothes and forgot to change the shirts back... Ya she'll buy that that one!
zolziski 11
What is the sex of the OP? I'm looking at OP's name (lez probs) and I'm wondering if the OP is a female. If so, then how would the mom have been able to tell?
ygdrassil 17
She wouldn't have been able to tell very easily. Therefore it's a safe bet OP is a guy.
CharresBarkrey 16
Wouldn't you notice if someone who you lived with all the time suddenly had a different shirt on that you didn't recognize, and her "friend" was wearing one you've seen on the person you lived with?
ElatedEarthling 15
Perhaps the two have a totally different style? Maybe the mom recognizes her own daughter's shirt? Who knows.
zolziski 11
What I was trying to get at was why would the gf's mom think anything weird of it? I know the FML didn't exactly say that the mom was suspicious, but it was sort of implied.
bettyboop428 24
Maybe the mom had only left recently and had returned home early, remembering what both girls were wearing when she left. That is the way I thought of it.
xgetxbentx 13
I would assume that she noticed because she had previously seen what shirt her daughter was wearing...
rg350dx 29
"She told me she wanted me to stretch it out!"-OP's gf "Stretch out what? Her ******?!"-Gf's mom